Hello Everyone!

Hi everyone! I'm Zevran Man (I'm the one with the big head and futuristic spacewear in the picture. I was created by the only mortal being in the universe who is more intelligent, good-looking and charming than me, Jordan James. he's the handsome one with a bow tie). Click here to visit our official website.



I'm probably the most fascinating person that you may ever find online... I'm a genius, I'm good-looking, I'm funny, I'm kind, and I'm very modest and humble. You never hear me bragging about anything or trying to further myself beyond the realm of good manners. I just thought I'd tell you all that so that you don't get crushed later on by my vast superiority. It's best to get it over with quickly, and I'm such a nice guy so I wanted to avoid causing as much pain as possible. I don't even ask for thanks... I feel it to be my duty and refuse to let my head get too big from too much admiration and gratitude. We can't let great people like me get concieted, and definately not too egotistic! Later on I will be giving lessons on how to be a better person for all of you, because I know so much more about it than you do. I want to extend my helping hand wherever and whenever I can. Have a nice day!